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Douche Baggerous TX Pizza Joint (former) Employee types / adds the words “pig a** motherf***er” to the bottom of a Police Officer’s Receipt ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Douche Baggerous (and subsequently fired) Employee at a TX Pizza Joint types / adds the words “pig a** motherf***er” to the bottom of a Police Officer’s Receipt, Owners go to bat in supporting Law Enforcement WTF is wrong with people? Don’t answer that! It was a rhetoric question. On Saturday, February 25th, 2017 a douche…
Epic Parenting FAIL! A 9 y/o GA girl calls 911 to report her Father for Drunk Driving and Begs him to “stop the friggin’ car” ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Epic Parenting FAIL! A 9 GA y/o Girl Calls 911 and has a 17 Minute Recorded Conversation Begging her Father to Stop Driving because “he’s drunk”, “he is going to get into a wreck” and to “stop the friggin’ car” Meet 36 y/o Wesley Bergner, father of 2 girls, hotel manager… … and apparently extremely…
NY Reverend is Arrested for Possession of Child Porn, Crystal Meth & Xanax when Warrant is Executed at his Episcopal Church~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Forgive me Father for I have Sinned… NY Reverend may have faith in G-d but after being Arrested for Possession of Kiddie Porn, Crystal Meth and Xanax he’s best advised to put his faith in his Lawyer Meet 51 y/o Reverend Christopher King, who, prior to Friday, February 3rd, 2017, lived and worked at the St. James…
Social Media FAIL! Instagram Selfie Video Leads South FL Cops to find “Wheels Up Guns Down” Reckless Driver in NY ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Social Media FAIL! MLKJr Day / “Wheels Up Guns Down” ATV Participant faces Extradition after being Arrested 1,000 Miles away and 2 Weeks after the fact because he Posted a Video of his Antics on Instagram, leading Cops to scour his posts until the found a License Plate and were able to cross-reference a name…
Police Commissioner is Arrested by his own Department for Domestic Violence and apparently Mistakes his Mug Shot for a Glamour Shot ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
South Hackensack, NJ Police Commissioner is Arrested by his own Department for Domestic Violence and apparently Mistakes his Mug Shot for a Glamour Shot… Meet 52 y/o William Regan, the Police Commissioner of South Hackensack, NJ. That’s his happy-go-lucky Facebook smiling self below… And here he is again, all smiles in his January 26, 2017 booking photo…. Yes,…
Police FAIL! Bad FL Deputy Steals Cash from an Arrestee’s Wallet and gets caught because of his own Body Cam Footage ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Epic Police FAIL! “Thieving Idiot” (yes, that’s a quote) FL Deputy Sheriff Resigns pending a Criminal Investigation which was prompted by his own Body-Cam Footage that showed him Stealing Cash from the Wallet of a Citizen that he had just Arrested for DUI Met 33 y/o former Volusia County, FL Deputy Sheriff John Braman. That’s him…
Selfless Police WIN! ~ Newark Cops Volunteer to let Terminal Teen fulfill Bucket List Wish to Shoot Cop with a Taser ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Selfless Police WIN! ~ Newark Police Officers Volunteer to help a Terminally Ill Ohio Teenager who has less than 6 months to Live fulfill her Bucket List Wish of Shooting a Cop with a Taser Gun Meet 16 y/o Alyssa Elkins, a terminally ill teenager who lives on a farm in the village of McConnelsville, in Morgan County, Ohio, who suffers…
A 5 y/o FL Boy is rushed to the ER after a Teacher observed him Chewing on a used Condom in the Playground of St. Lucie Elementary School ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Safe Sex Leads to BioHazard: A 5 y/o FL Boy is rushed to the Hospital after a Teacher observed him Chewing on a used Condom in the Playground of St. Lucie Elementary School On Wednesday, February 8th, 2017 a five (5) y/o FL boy was rushed from the St. Lucie Elementary School’s playground to a local…
Speeding Ticket FAIL! MA Man unsuccessfully argues that a Police Officer had Clocked a Deer on Radar and not his Car ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Reason # 137 as to why you should not “Play Lawyer” and Hire a Traffic Ticket Lawyer instead: Massachusetts Man Loses Speeding Ticket Case after unsuccessfully Cross-Examining Cop in effort to establish that the Radar Clocked a Deer and not his Vehicle A Massachusetts man named Dennis Sayers (I couldn’t find a picture of him, sorry)…
10 y/o OH Boy Arrested for Fleeing & Eluding after Stealing Parents Car to Drive to get a Soda & Leading Cops on a Chase at 70 mph ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
A 10 y/o OH Boy is Arrested for Fleeing and Eluding after taking his Parent’s Car (without permission) for an 11 Mile Drive to go to a Convenience Store for Soda, and winds up leading Cops on a 70 mph High Speed Chase CONSTANT VIGILANCE: As a parent not only must you be sure that…
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